I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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