Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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