Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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