great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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