Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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