i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You just made me feel so damn special
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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