you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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