Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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