Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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