these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
