The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
