I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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