When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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