Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
third nipple confirmed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
