thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
