Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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