My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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