Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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