i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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