He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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