If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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