He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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