with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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