I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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