Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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