I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
