big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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