Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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