We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There r osticjed everywhere
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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