No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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