the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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