Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Can I color on your dick again?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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