It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Randomize
