Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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