I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
