check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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