problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i just google imaged poop.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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