According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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