she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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