Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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