She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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