NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
me + whiskey = a bad person
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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