Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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