ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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