Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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