My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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