is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You can make out without kissing
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