i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
The Olympian is in my bed
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
