Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
that is very illegal...i love you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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