Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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